1) How old are you?
Stasya: I was born in 1827. You can do the math yourself.
Kielo: None of your business, sweetheart!
Claudia: I’m 22.
Heidi: Getting very close to 25 here.
2) Height?
Stasya: I’m almost 160 cm.
Kielo: Just admit that you’re only 159.
Stasya: Never!
Kielo: I’m 175.
Claudia: I’m, umm, let me think… 5 feet and five inches.
Heidi: I’m something around five and nine.
3) Do you have any bad traits?
Stasya: Of course not. *cough*
Kielo: Me neither. *coughs as well*
Claudia: I tend to be insecure.
Heidi: Aww, sweetie! *hugs Claudia* You’re the sweetest thing ever!
Claudia: Really?
Heidi: Really really!
Kielo: *gag*
4) Are you a virgin?
Stasya: Not for a very long time now.
Kielo: No.
Claudia: …no! *blushes*
Heidi: No. *big grin*
5) Who's your mate/spouse?
Stasya: I thought it was Kielo, but…
Kielo: Are you still upset about that?
Stasya: You fooled me for days, and then had your friends tie me outside to die in the sun. Fuck YES I’m still upset about that!
Kielo: Well sor-ry!
Stasya: You oughta be.
Claudia: …Heidi.
Heidi: …Claudia. Man, you two have issues.
Kielo: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Stasya: Don’t sass my friends, bitch!
Kielo: You going to stop me?
Kashii: NEXT QUESTION!
6) Have any kids?
Stasya: No. Never did, never will.
Kielo: No.
Claudia: No, but I’d like some.
Heidi: No, but maybe one day.
Claudia: We could adopt!
7) Favorite food?
Stasya: Sushi.
Kielo: A good steak.
Claudia: Fish ‘n chips!
Heidi: A bloody steak.
8) Favorite ice cream flavor?
Stasya: Blueberry.
Kielo: Cherry Garcia.
Claudia: Chocolate.
Heidi: Vanilla.
9) Killed anyone?
Stasya: Too many to count.
Kielo: Not yet, but I’m still young!
Claudia: No, I could never kill someone.
Heidi: No, but I guess I could if they were trying to hurt my Claudia.
Claudia: My heroine!
Kielo: …
10) Hate anyone?
Stasya: *glares at Kielo*
Kielo: *looks at the ceiling*
Claudia: The kids who used to bully me at school. But I’m trying to get over it.
Heidi: Nah. I get annoyed at people, but I try not to hate anyone.
11) Any Secrets?
Stasya: Yes, but I’m not telling.
Kielo: A lady never tells.
Claudia: Just one. And it’s not very big.
Heidi: Not really.
12) Love anyone?
Stasya: *looks at the ceiling*
Kielo: *glares at Stasya*
Claudia: Heidi!
Heidi: Claudia!
13) Tacos?
Stasya: No thanks.
Kielo: Yes.
Claudia: Mmm, yes!
Heidi: *gigglesnort*
Stasya: What are you laughing about?
Heidi: I’ll email the YouTube link to you later.
14) Ever slept in all day?
Stasya: I’m a night person, so yes.
Kielo: Yes, quite often.
Claudia: Not since I was a kid. Have to work!
Heidi: Sometimes, when I have a day off.
Claudia: You’d rather sleep than spend time with me?
Kielo: *whispers* Ooh, trouble in paradise!
Heidi: Well, only when you have to work, sweetie!
Claudia: Oh! I love you!
Heidi: Love you too!
Kielo: …
15) Favorite show?
Stasya: I prefer movies to shows.
Kielo: Desperate Housewives.
Claudia: Doctor Who! I love number 10, he’s so… scruffy!
Heidi: I dig Bones.
Kielo: Oh pun-ny… *eyeroll*
16) Favorite movie?
Stasya: Either Gone with the Wind or Moulin Rouge!
Kielo: Nosferatu and other good vampire movies. For the love of God and all that’s holy, do NOT talk to me about Twilight!
Claudia: I like the old Star Wars movies. The new ones are pretty bad, though.
Heidi: Company of Wolves. Storywise it’s not so great, but I like the effects.
17) Favorite band?
Stasya: Cole Porter.
Kielo: He’s still not a band. I like Depeche Mode and Blondie.
Claudia: I like Muse.
Heidi: I work in a music shop so I get to listen to a
Kielo: The question was favourite band, not an essay.
Heidi: Shut up, bitch.
Kielo: Oh, it’s so ON.
Kashii: Next question!!!
18) Eye colors?
Stasya: Dark brown, slightly reddish.
Kielo: Brown as well.
Claudia: Green.
Heidi: Yellow, bitches.
Kielo: I’d say light brown.
Heidi: I’m sure you would. Bitch.
Kashii: Fuck’s sake. Next!
Kielo: You can’t keep a good bitch down, honey.
Heidi: …
19) Skin?
Stasya: I’m as pale as they come.
Kielo: I’ve got a nice tan going on.
Claudia: I’m pale, but I have freckles.
Heidi: Sweet, sweet chocolaty brown.
Claudia: I could lick it for hours!
Stasya: …
Kielo: …
Claudia: *blush*
Heidi: Awwwww yeah. *big shit-eating grin*
20) Fat/Average/Slim?
Stasya: Slim. Bony, even.
Kielo: I’m fit enough.
Claudia: Slim, I guess. I wish I was more curvy.
Heidi: I’m average with curves in all the right places.
21) Rain, sunshine?
Stasya: Rain.
Kielo: Sunshine.
Claudia: Sunshine.
Heidi: Sunshine.
Stasya: Thanks for the solidarity, guys…
22) Pool, Beach?
Stasya: Pool.
Kielo: Pool.
Claudia: Pool. More intimacy.
Heidi: Either is fine.
23) Camping, staying home?
Stasya: I like both.
Kielo: ‘Camping’ at the gay bar.
Claudia: That sounds nice!
Heidi: …yes it actually does.
Stasya: Yeah I’d like to change my answer to that as well.
24) Dog or cat?
Stasya: Cat.
Kielo: Cat.
Claudia: Dog.
Heidi: Wolf.
25) Believe in aliens?
Stasya: I suppose they’re possible.
Kielo: I believe in a lot of weird shit these days, so why not.
Claudia: Ditto.
Heidi: Yeah, what they said.
26) Natural born, or clone?
Stasya: Natural. Kind of.
Kielo: Natural.
Claudia: Natural, but wrong.
Heidi: Natural, as in SUPERnatural.
Kielo: Oh you just love to rub it in, don’t you?
Heidi: Blow me.
27) Car or ship?
Stasya: I prefer my feet.
Kielo: Car. A nice one.
Claudia: Subway. But out of those, car. I’d like to go on a big ship, though!
Heidi: I’ll take you one day, sweetie!
Claudia: Yay!
28) Ever destroyed something out of blind rage?
Stasya: And how.
Kielo: Yes.
Claudia: Not really…
Heidi: Well, yes.
29) Any unusual things about you?
Stasya: I’m a Dhampir.
Kielo: There’s a vampire after me.
Stasya: No there isn’t. We went over this already.
Kielo: Oh. Well, no, then. Are you happy now?
Stasya: …no.
Claudia: Umm. NoIAmPerfectlyNormal!NORMAL!
Heidi: There’s some animal in me.
30) How much food/drink do you need a day?
Stasya: Not much.
Kielo: Not a lot, I need to stay in shape.
Claudia: I have to stand and run around all day for work, so I need quite a lot of energy.
Heidi: I don’t need much per se, but I do like a good meal.
Kielo: Ha haa, you said perse!
Heidi: …and your point is?
Kielo: That’s what you are.
Heidi: You’re not making any sense.
Stasya: …you’re such children.
31) Favorite place?
Stasya: I have to say
Kielo: In the sunlight.
Stasya: Oh blow me as well.
Claudia: At home with Heidi.
Heidi: At home with Claudia.
Kielo: Well if you two aren’t just the cutest thing ever. End sarcasm.
Heidi: Blow me, bitch.
Kashii: go home, all of you, before you kill each other. I need most of you alive.
Stasya: …most of us?
Kashii: Erm… go home!
Kielo: Going!
Stasya: Going!
Claudia: Going!
Heidi: Gone!
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